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I was in the garage, moving some things around, and forgot that that blasted, very heavy, black ladder was leaning up against what I was about to move. OUCH!! It came crashing down on my head, leaving a scratch and a huge bruise. Boy did I let out a few choice words before almost falling on the ground. Lucky for me, Tim was a huge help and got me some ice and let me lay down for a time. Needless to say, I went to bed early that night! For awhile, it was so ugly. The cashier at Wal-Mart was totally starring me down one day. She was probably wondering if she should call the police and report spouse abuse. No worries, the bruise is almost gone and the pain in my shoulder is minimal. The ladder decided that my head was not enough, and got a piece of my shoulder too!